| Smokin' Joe Seward |
| Still Awake.... | Motorcycle Shopping....part 2 | Motorcyle Shopping....part 1 | A Casual Friday Morning..... | The Road and the Autograph | Thoughts Over Dinner.... | There Be Only One Joe.... | Just a Trim Today.... | 300 | No Bright Lights, but Plenty of Shine..... | Mr. Manning and Mr. Seward | Running The Idea Past Glenn.... | From Across The Street.... | At This Kitchen Table..... | The Big Interview | Living the Good Life in Omaha | Maverick Moonlight Lanes | It's All About Joe.... | Popcorn, Soda, and the Movies | Joe Goes For The "Commercial" Look | VIP - Mr. Joe Seward | Class is in Session | A Good Cup of Joe.... | Cigar Smoke and Ale | I'll Never Let Go | At The Homestead | The Cherry Lounge Part 2 | The Cherry Lounge | Hardcore Press Conference | Picking Out a Cigar | Going To Work.... | Lets Get One Thing Straight.... | Hardcore Meal | A Fragment From the Life of Joe Seward | Early Morning | House Show Appearance | Bar Brawl | A Stack of Letters and One Hardcore Title | I'm Hardcore Baby!! | Oh My...Sweet Merciful Lord... | I Gots The Job Done.... | Burgers, Fries, and Hardcore Wrestling | Hello! Mark Drivlane's Office! | Working Out Already | Here's Why We Hang Out With Jeremy Cundiff | A Chat With Mike Goodman | I'm Quiet...But Still Here... | A More Serious Joe... | At The Movies With Drivlane and Cundiff | A Table For Two | Thunderbird Love | Todd's Column |
| Motorcycle Shopping....part 2 |
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Smokin' Joe Seward |
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*Scene Opens* Back to the George Addison Harley-Davidson, where Hogs decorate the floor and leather apparel decorates the walls In strolls Smokin' Joe Seward wearing a regular T-shirt and jeans. Joe smiles when he walks in, confident in his decision to purchase a motorcycle However, something is missing.....something simple Howard, the sales associate, instantly notices Joe and quickly hurries over Howard - Joe! Joe! Joe, smiles, and cheerfully greets Howard with a handshake Joe - Hello Howard? He be ya? Howard - I'm good, I'm good! Joe - I love me the bike! I don't stop ridin it! Howard - That's awesome Joe! I knew that model would be right for you! Joe - Now thats I gots the bike, I need ta look like I really got "the look" ya know? Howard - Absolutely! Joe takes a glance at the walls, filled with hats, shirts, belts, and jackets, all reflecting the biker lifestyle Howard - I recommend a jacket! Joe - That's what I was a thinkin'! I don't want ta overdue it, ya know, but I think I need a little somethin' ta complete my look now here! Howard - We have a popular jacket, leather, with a fire trim on the sleeves. It is a new item, and highly popular. We just got a new shipment in about twenty minutes ago. I haven't even had time to put them out yet. Let me go get one, in extra large, or.... Joe - Two X L now! Howard - Right! Hold on a sec! Joe - Take ya time! Howard takes off towards the back room, on a mission to find Joe the perfect jacket for his new motorcycle As Joe waits for Howard, he continually sneaks peaks out the front door, at his new Harley-Davidson, Dyna-Wide Glyde Joe thinks to himself about the pleasures of the open road, basking in the idea of complete freedom Just as Joe reaches a highlight in his thoughts, he is quickly pulled back by the assistant manager he met on his last visit Assistant Manager - Joe, Joe Seward! Joe - Yes sir! Assistant Manager - How's that bike? Joe - Oh I love it like ya not gonna believe! Joe and the assistant manager share a handshake Assistant Manager - You know Joe, I forgot to introduce myself to you the last time you were here. I guess I got so excited and I neglected to mention my name! Joe lets out a chuckle Assistant Manager - Names' Bob, Bob Addison. My cousin George owns this shop, but I do most of the day work. Joe - Well, Bob, it's nice ta meet ya.....well for the second time anyhow now! I must say now here, ya done a wonderful job with the place, don't take a genius to figure that one out. Bob - From you sir, that means a lot! Joe lets out another chuckle Bob - So....are you all set to take on Williams? Joe pauses for a moment, preparing to field Bobs question Joe - Well Bob, I think I'm as ready as I'm ever gonna be! Honestly, this here Christian Williams ain't ta be takn as a lightweight or some young, lucky, jock. This Williams is the real damn deal! Bob - I agree! He's probably the best athlete in the business! Joe - Let's just say, if Christian Williams was meat, he be one of them expensive, great tastin' rib eye steaks, he wouldn't be some cheap spam in a blue can! Bob - Well, I know it will be a great match! You guys are both awesome! I can't pick a winner! I just hope you two don't hurt each other too bad. Joe - I can't guarantee that Bob, but what I can guarantee ya is the best match ya eva, eva, eve, gonna see on UwA T.V.! Howard returns from the back room, holding a 2 XL, black leather jacket, with flame sleeves Howard - Here you are sir! Try this one on! Joe slips the jacket on Howard - Perfect. Bob - Lookin' mighty good there Joe! Joe takes a second to examine the look and feel of the coat Joe - I love them there flames on the sleeves! Bob - Brand new design isn't it? Howard - Yep, just about two weeks old. Joe - I'll take it! I can tell Im a gonna be wearin' it a lot! Satisfied, Joe takes out his wallet, then proceeds to the counter with Howard and Bob A simple leather jacket, now completes the awesome picture of Smokin' Joe and his new Harley-Davidson motorcycle |
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