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(The picture opens up in a movie theatre. Mark Drivlane, Jeremy Cundiff and Smokin Joe Seward are seen sitting in the back row. Each one has plenty of pop and popcorn to last two showings.)
Mark - So you think Fly can act?
Jeremy - Well if he can't at least he has wrestling.
Joe - Hey dudes this popcorn is darn awesome now here!
Mark - Slow down vacuum cleaner! Save some for the movie!
Joe - Why dont ya shut your trap eh!
Jeremy - Eh?
Joe - Yes...eh!
Mark - Alright your from Minnesota I guess!
Joe - Why Im gonna
Jeremy - Anyway guys as I was saying about Fly and his acting.
Mark - Yeah I think he will be okay.
Joe - Why aint I got any calls from Hollywood yet?
Mark - No offense but your ugly as a mug!
Joe - Really!
Jeremy - Its true!
Joe - Rats!
Jeremy - Oh crap stupid kids gave me diet soda!
Joe - Ill drink it! Here ya can trade with me now here, I only took two drinks I swear!
Jeremy - No thanks I drink the diet!
Mark - We should do this more often fellas!
Joe - Yeah!
Jeremy - Im in!
Mark - I think we should go bowling next week!
Joe - Where we gonna go ta bowl?
Mark - I own a bowling alley somewhere in this country!
Joe - Whoa! You gots a bowlin alley!
Mark - Yeah, I think its in Illinois somewhere!
Joe - Wait! You gots a bowlin alley now!
Mark - Yeah
Jeremy - And you dont know where it is!
Mark - Nope!
Jeremy - So you just buy shit and you have no idea where it is!
Mark - Yeah when youre a millionaire thats what you do!
Jeremy - Must be hard Mark old buddy!
Joe - Ill say havin a bowlin alley all ta youself!
Mark - Hey why not?
Jeremy - So when does this move start?
Joe - At nine! Dont ya read them signs?
Mark - Hey Joe!
Joe - What!
Mark - Be sure to gather up all your belongings after the movie!
Jeremy - Yeah like your purse!
Joe - Oh very funny fellas! Readin them deals off the movie screen! Alright smartie pants! Jeremy and Mark need to visit the concession stand for refreshment!
Jeremy - What a slam!
Mark - Yeah Im hurt!
Joe - Dont make Smokin Joe talk bout your collection of porn Markey!
Mark - Whatever! You have so many more than I do!
Jeremy - What are you guys talking about?
Joe - Alright! Theres this one night me and Markey got loaded on Black Velvet.
Jeremy - And.you watched porn.
Joe - Almost!
Mark - We stacked up all of our videos to see who had the higher pile!
Jeremy - Who won!
Mark - Joe did!
Joe - I admit, I was ahead of Markey by like seventy vids!
Jeremy - Damn I only own twenty!
Mark - It was more like ninety!
Joe - Yeah but some of them vids I a borrowed from Mike Goodman!
Jeremy - Goodman watches porn?
Mark - I heard he makes his own videos!
Joe - Theres a rumor he did one with Roses French maid!
Jeremy - That is the hottest woman in the world!
Mark - Hotter than my secretary?
Joe - You saw her that day member? We almost burnt down Roses Manor!
Mark - We? Dont get me started! You were the one smoking a cigar!
Joe - Speakin of which!
Jeremy - You cant smoke in here Joe!
Joe - Sure I can!
Mark - You will probably burn the place down.
Joe - What ya say!
Mark - Nothing!
Joe - Alright then! Let me puff in peace!
Jeremy - Wait! Didnt you guys hit Lord Ron with your car that day!
Joe - I wasnt drivin!
Mark - It was an accident! Dont bring it up or your fired!
Jeremy - Settle down governor!
Joe - Member that time Jeremy when we gots really high?
Jeremy - And my guitar started walking all over the room!
Joe - Thats so darn cool!
Mark - I swear you guys are going to get me arrested!
Joe - Look at it this way Markey, if we go ta the pen, then you can bail us out!
Mark - Speaking of money, dont you already owe me a few hundred bucks?
Jeremy - Busted!
Joe - Hey look the movie is startin!
(Scene Fades)
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