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A Chat With Mike Goodman

An Instant Classic

(The picture opens up in a coffee shop. All around there are small tables, chairs and painted pictures on the walls. We see Smokin' Joe Seward sitting at one of the tables sipping a tall mocha)

(After a few minutes, Mike Goodman walks through the doors. He notices Joe and takes a seat across from him)

Joe - Well Mike, good ta see ya!

Mike - Hi Joe!

(Mike takes off his leather coat and adjusts his tie)

Joe - Nice tie you got there!

Mike - Yeah it's a Bill Blass.

Joe - Ya don't say!

(Joe flips his tie over revealing the Bill Blass logo)

(Mike and Joe laugh)

Waitress - Hi sir! May I get you anything?

Mike - I'll take a hot chocolate.

Joe - Good choice.

Waitress - Are you good too sir.

Joe - Yes miss I am thanks much!

Waitress - I'll be back with the hot chocolate.

Mike - Thank you.

(Mike turns and faces Joe)

Joe - You look tired Mike.

Mike - I've been working around the clock. Even though Turmoil went off the air I still have plenty of work to do at the UWA Towers.

Joe - Yeah, Turmoil did go, that be too bad.

Mike - That was one of my all time dreams. To be a producer for a UWA weekly show. To end up in the record books for putting together top notch wrestling for the UWA.

Joe - Yeah makes sense.

Mike - But I've still been writing for the UWA. I guess I can't complain.

Joe - Yeah true.

Mike - Besides I have more time for myself now. I just bought a new house  with all this money the UWA is paying me.

Joe - I'll bet it's nice

Mike - It has an indoor pool! Need I say more!

Waitress - Here is your hot chocolate sir.

Mike - Thanks!

Joe - How bout that Brown fella that worked with ya on Turmoil.

Mike - He is writing for the UWA website now. I guess he likes doing it too.

(Mike sips his hot chocolate)

Joe - I hear the UWA web deal is pretty kick ass.

Mike - The site?

Joe - Yeah that's it!

Mike - Oh yeah! Totally awesome! Did I tell you, I've done some work on it lately?

Joe - Darn Mike! Yous be all over the business!

Mike - Now you just have to learn how to use a computer.

Joe - Oh I be too old fashioned Mike. You young guys are miles ahead of ol' Joe in that aspect.

(Just then a fan of the UWA walks in the door)

(He notices Goodman and Smokin' Joe)

Fan - Shit! Mike Goodman and Joe Seward!

Mike - Hello there!

(The fan walks right up to the table in complete awe)

Joe - What be your name son?

Fan - Tommy sir, but you can call me Tom for short.

Mike - Well Tom, good to see we have fans!

Tom - Oh man, you guys are so awesome! Joe your crazy man and one hell of a wrestler oh sorry I mean wrastler!

(Mike and Joe laugh)

Joe - Thanks Tom! How about I sign your UWA shirt there. You gots a marker?

(Tom takes a marker from his pocket)

Tom - AWESOME! Hey Mike you should run for president or some other political office! You got my vote!

Mike - Well I just may do that! Give me that marker when you done Joe!

Joe - There you go Tom! Smokin' Joe Seward right there where all your friends can see it!

Tom - COOL!

(Goodman signs Tom's shirt)

Tom - You guys are the extreme!

Mike - Well thanks Tom!

Tom - Hey I got a favor to ask.

Joe - What be your favor?

Tom - Any of you two know Johnny Fly?

Mike - I know him well actually.

Joe - He gots a mean drop kick!

Tom - Tell him I sent him an e-mail. I have not got a reply yet! Please tell him to send me an e-mail! I love Johnny Fly! Fly Rules!

Joe - That Fly has more fans I tell ya!

Mike - I'll be sure to talk with Johnny. You see I won't even need to talk to Kent, I'll go straight to the source.

Tom - You guys are AWESOME! I'm gonna go get some expresso. Thanks guys! UWA kicks ASS!

Joe - Good ta see excited fans!

Mike - I didn't know we were so extreme.

Joe - We must be!

(Goodman's cell phone rings)

Mike - Goodman here.

Yes Todd

Okay

I'll worry about that tomorrow

(laughs)

Sounds good

Alright

See you tomorrow

bye

Joe - That must a been Todd.

Mike - Yep!

Joe - What did he want?

Mike - Oh you know, this and that. Writers business you see.

Joe - You writers, nobody can understand your ways!

Mike - We say the same thing about you wrastlers!

(Joe and Mike have a moment of brief silence)

Mike - Did I just say wrastlers?

Joe - You did!

(Joe and Mike burst out into laughter as the camera fades)

Smokin' Joe Seward