| Smokin' Joe Seward |
| Still Awake.... | Motorcycle Shopping....part 2 | Motorcyle Shopping....part 1 | A Casual Friday Morning..... | The Road and the Autograph | Thoughts Over Dinner.... | There Be Only One Joe.... | Just a Trim Today.... | 300 | No Bright Lights, but Plenty of Shine..... | Mr. Manning and Mr. Seward | Running The Idea Past Glenn.... | From Across The Street.... | At This Kitchen Table..... | The Big Interview | Living the Good Life in Omaha | Maverick Moonlight Lanes | It's All About Joe.... | Popcorn, Soda, and the Movies | Joe Goes For The "Commercial" Look | VIP - Mr. Joe Seward | Class is in Session | A Good Cup of Joe.... | Cigar Smoke and Ale | I'll Never Let Go | At The Homestead | The Cherry Lounge Part 2 | The Cherry Lounge | Hardcore Press Conference | Picking Out a Cigar | Going To Work.... | Lets Get One Thing Straight.... | Hardcore Meal | A Fragment From the Life of Joe Seward | Early Morning | House Show Appearance | Bar Brawl | A Stack of Letters and One Hardcore Title | I'm Hardcore Baby!! | Oh My...Sweet Merciful Lord... | I Gots The Job Done.... | Burgers, Fries, and Hardcore Wrestling | Hello! Mark Drivlane's Office! | Working Out Already | Here's Why We Hang Out With Jeremy Cundiff | A Chat With Mike Goodman | I'm Quiet...But Still Here... | A More Serious Joe... | At The Movies With Drivlane and Cundiff | A Table For Two | Thunderbird Love | Todd's Column |
| Popcorn, Soda, and the Movies |
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Scene Opens Deluxe Cinemas Back Row Theatre Screen 12 ~Smokin Joe Seward is seen sitting in the back row of a dimly lit theatre~ ~As the on screen adds go by, Joe shovels the popcorn in by the handfuls~ ~After taking a huge gulp of his Dr. Pepper, Joe stops feeding his face and gives a few words to the camera~ Joe - Holy Smokers! I sure do love comin' ta the movies. Ain't it great?! Ya get ta stuff your face full and relax. An' besides, a little relaxin' is what I need before I go off ta Rampage tomorrow night. ~Joe opens up a bag of Skittles~ Joe - Anyway, as I be sayin', tomorrow night is gonna be a doozie. First I gots Rilo! ~Joe piles the Skittles into his mouth~ ~Joe continues to talk with a large amount of skittles in his mouth~ ~Joe makes chewing noises as he talks~ Joe - Rilo is one tough dude. I know! Him and I have had the go round. I tell ya, I gots respect for Rilo. He be one of the hardest people I've ever stepped in the ring with. ~Joe tips the bag of skittles upward and into his mouth~ ~Joe finishes off the bag of skittles and washes them down with a quick swig of Dr. Pepper~ Joe - Hold on a sec will ya? ~Joe lets out a massive burp~ Joe - Fire in the hole! ~Joe's burp offends a small family, sitting two rows ahead of him~ Father - Come on honey. Come on kids. We are leaving! Wife - I've never heard such a foul sound! ~The family gets up and exits the theatre~ Joe - Oh well! Now anyway, I be watchin' this Australian feller named Gorgon. Honestly, I don't see what he be so worried about. I mean, ol' Joe ain't that tuff. Actually, I'll probably be on a giant sugar and butter high from all the stuff I'm gonna munch on tonight. Heavens, I'll be a prime target! Yikes! And as for Vixon Burns.....like I say......just cause I don't know him, don't mean I'll underestimate him. Either way I'll be there tomorrw night! Ready ta defend my Hardcore Title! ~Suddenly the previews begin to roll~ Joe - Excuse me will ya? I gots ta go get me more soda and candy before the show starts. ~Joe quickly exits the theatre and charges to the concession stand, armed with his wallet and huge appetite~ |
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