Mr. John Manning is seen standing against a fan guard railing outside the prestigious UWA Towers. The fans reach over the rail just to get a five or handshake from their favorite UWA personality.

Manning readies his microphone and checks his suit and tie.

Mr. Manning - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Manning, probably the greatest commentator in the history of wrestling! But don't take my word for it, just ask that Trent Hoffman fella who sits next to me every week.

A fan screams out "We love you John!"

Mr. Manning - See, they love me!

Mr. Manning turns around and flexes his muscles for the crowd.

Mr. Manning - Now, folks, I give you the real reason why I am here! The UWA Hardcore Champion, Smokin' Joe Seward!

From the side, comes the UWA Hardcore Champion, Smokin' Joe Seward, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, khaki fishing hat, and khaki shorts. The UWA Hardcore Title rests over his shoulder.

The fans scream and cheer as they try to get a touch of the UWA Hardcore Champion.

Mr. Joe Seward takes time to interact with each one of them.

Mr. Manning - And I thought I was loved!

Seward grabs Manning by the shoulders, giving the little commentator a playful shaking.

Mr. Seward - John, how in the heck are ya?!

Mr. Manning - I was doing fine until your bear claws came down on my back. Now, how in the heck are you Joe!

Mr. Seward - Doin' great ol' friend.

Mr. Manning - Now, Joe! We are standing in front of the famous UWA Towers in New Orleans. We have a House Show about to take place, showing off new talent from across the nation.

Mr. Seward- Ya know John, I like comin' ta these House deals. I like ta see all of them new guys compete.

Mr. Manning - Speaking of people up and coming, what can you tell us about your good friend, Glenn Reese?

Mr. Seward - Well big John, he went to them UWA offices ta discuss a future here. Now, I ain't heard nothin' yet, but when I do, ol' John Manning will be the first ta know.

Mr. Manning - Glenn Reese wouldn't happen to be your mystery partner for this Thursday night?

Mr. Seward - Nope!

Mr. Manning - Can you tell your old buddy John who that mystery partner is?

Mr. Seward - As much as I'd like ta, I just can't! I can't ruin the surprise!

Mr. Manning - Hey, I'll find out on Thursday! No big deal!

A group of guys in the front takes their shirts off. Each one has a separate letter on their chest. As they shake their big bellies, the letters J-O-H-N bounce around.

Mr. Manning - Joe, I think I'm going to cry.

Mr. Seward - I know, that be really beautiful!

A group of college girls walk to the front. Raising their shirts, they reveal the letters J-O-E on their stomachs. Needless to say, the letters do not bounce around.

Mr. Manning - Okay, I'm dropping this job and becoming a wrestler. Let's go Joe! One on one! Man to Man!

Manning holds his fists up to Joe.

Mr. Manning - I'm warning you Seward! I'm a seriously stressed out UWA employee.

Seward quickly grabs Manning and puts him in a Fireman's Carry.

Mr. Manning - Now kids, I urge you not to try this at home. Smokin' Joe and I are trained professionals. Please consult proper training before attempting wrestling maneuvers.

Seward casually sets Manning back on the ground. The fans behind the rail are laughing from the recent display.

Mr. Seward - You're heavy John!

Mr. Manning - That's called chocolate cake!

Mr. Seward - You have ta give me the recipe!

Mr. Manning - In time my friend, but first we must enter the UWA Towers. We must enter this holy shrine of wrestling and watch the House Show.

Mr. Seward - Are you gonna buy me some candy?

Mr. Manning - Alright, but don't tell Trent. I already owe him two sodas!

Mr. Seward - Your secret be safe with me ol' John.

Mr. Manning - Ladies and gentlemen, Smokin' Joe Seward, the UWA Hardcore Champion.

The fans behind the rail clap and cheer as Joe gives a wave.

Mr. Manning - I'm John Manning, and I'll see you inside!