Smokin' Joe Seward

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I'm Quiet...But Still Here...

Joe Looks On To Fallout

(The picture opens up in a park. The sun is setting in the distant sky as kids run about tossing a football. Two girls on roller blades rush by as Joe stis quietly on a park bench. He watches the water fountain in content before speaking to Jeremy Cundiff)

Joe - Oh sorry friend...I don't mean ta ignore ya.

Jeremy - This is a nice place.

(Jeremy puts his foot on the park bench and rests his elbow on his leg. He looks over to the group of kids playing with the football)

Jeremy - Yeah I like to sit around here. Every once in a while some good looking lades are here, but more importantly, it gives me a break from the pressures of the wrestling business.

Joe - Yeah, I hear ya there!

(Joe adjuts his tie in an effort to make it more comfortable. Finally he gets frustrated and loosens it off his neck)

Joe - That be much better...

Jeremy - So Rilo and Travis Williams huh. Hell in a Cell!

(Jeremy stands upright and brushes his sweater off.)

Joe - Yeah dude! Let me tell ya I gotta admit I am nervous about this one.

Jeremy - Your nervous?

Joe - I mean I knows I can wrastle aganist Williams and Rilo....but in a cell. Damn there be no way out say I get hurt.

Jeremy - Oh...

Joe - I ain't never fought in a match like this. An let's face it here now, I mean, I ain't facin' Masked Warrior and Al Sharp. I'm facin' Travis Williams and Rilo. These two dudes eat nails for lunch.

Jeremy - Well look at it this way Joe. You can either be scared and not fight. Then you give up a chance to be Hardcore Champion. Or you can accept the fact, yeah Hell in a Cell is rough, but walk in there and kick some serious ass.

(Joe watches a flock of birds fly over head as he heeds Jeremy's words.)

Joe - Ya know somethin' Jeremy?

Jeremy - What Joe?

Joe - Yous right! You is right! I am goin' in there on Friday night. An when the official locks the door...

(Joe stands up from the park bench, rolls his sleeves up and further loosens his tie)

Joe - I'm gonna throw Rilo a left!

(Joe swings left)

Joe - Then throw Williams a right)

(Joe swings right)

Joe - An' when it be said and done, Smokin' Joe Seward will walk out with his pride in his hand and possibly the Hardcore Strap.

Jeremy - Now your talking Joe! Now your talking!

(Scene fades as Joe returns to the bench. Joe and Jeremy continue their conversation further)

Smokin' Joe Seward