(The picture opens up in a cigar shop. The camera pans around, spotting various lighters, cigar cutters, and yes, even, cigarettes. The camera goes back to the walk-in humidor. Smokin' Joe Seward is seen in his usual suit and tie, shopping for various cigars. The camera crew opens the door to the humidor)

Joe - Why hello there fellas? I was just pickin' out some Savoy cigars for tonight. It be Saturday ya know?!

(Joe takes a Savoy Robosto from the shelf)

Joe - This be one fine cigar now here!

(Joe leaves the humidor and walks to the counter)

Joe - Ya know I gots Mirror tomorrow night? I gotta tell ya, he be runnin' his mouth earlier bout how he is just gonna end the match an' all this! Ta tell ya all the truth, I am gonna last langer than ol' Mirror suggests. Just cause I ain't got the Hardcore Title on the line, dont mean I'm gonna go easy now here.

Clerk - That will be fourteen dollars Mr. Seward.

Joe - Please call me Joe now here.

Clerk - Sorry Joe.

(Joe hands the clerk a twenty, telling him to keep the change)

Joe - An in the midst of all this, don't think I forgot Triple X. How could I forget the man who says I ain't got what it takes ta be Hardcore Champ? I got's every intention on showin' that fella what Hardcore is all a bout! Rest assured Triple X, Smokin' Joe Seward will be seein ya! You wanted a match Triple X, oh baby, Smokin' Joe give ya a match!

(Joe winks at the camera before exiting the tobacco shop)