(The picture opens up in the office of UWA CEO Mark Drivlane. The camera goes around the office, spotting many expensive glass pieces of art. There are paintings, awards, and taxidermy placed randomly on the walls. Drivlane sits in his huge chair and Joe sits across from him. The camera catches in on the tail end of the conversation.)
Joe - So he just run right outta here as bare as the day he was born?
Mark - Yep! In his birthday suit, waving the damn thing all over as he went!
Joe - Man oh man! And then your secretary...she must a been shocked!
Mark - Oh yeah, I mean she hasn't been the same since.
Joe - Anyway, I was gonna...
(Joe's voice is interrupted by the telephone ringing)
Mark - Hello, Mark Drivlane here...
right...
okay...
yeah I'll be there...
okay...
yeah bye...
(Drivlane hangs his office phone up)
Joe - IRS?
Mark - Yeah..
Joe - Really?!
Mark - No! It was marketing. They want to start the meeting early.
Joe - Oh...what's marketing?
Mark - It deals with the appealing of products and services to the coustmer. We in the UWA have a "target market."
Joe - Like the department store, Target!
Mark - Exactly Joe!
Joe - Take that K-Mart!
Mark - Listen I gotta head to this meeting. Can you cover for me here.
Joe - Huh?!
(Drivlane stands as he picks up his binder)
Mark - Just answer the phone!
Joe - What about your secretary, ain't she the one ta do that kinda thing.
Mark - She is still recovering from the "incident." You know the birthday suit!
Joe - Right! Well I can do it now here! I'll answer the tele a ma phone!
Mark - Good!
(Drivlane proceeds to the door, but stops when he reaches it.)
Mark - Oh Joe!
Joe - Yeah?
Mark - Please don't touch anything! Or do anything!
Joe - You gots my word Mr. Boss! I'll be quiet as one of them church rats.
Mark - Okay, I'm confident in you!
Joe - Well I'm incompetent too!
(Drivlane gets a looks of hopelessness on his face)
Joe - What?
Mark - I need to go!
(When Drivlane leaves the office, Joe jumps up from his chair and sits behind the desk. Joe is delighted at the fact he is all alone in the big office.)
Joe - I'm Mark Drivlane and I run this company as I see fit now!
(Joe laughs)
Joe - Hey there...
(Joe notices a small black book on the desk. Joe's mind begins to wonder just what is inside the book. Joe remembers the words Mark gave him.)
-Joe I insist you touch everything in my office and couse a lot of trouble-
(Joe picks up the black book and begins to flip though it, reading the names aloud.)
Joe - Tiffany, Lisa, Kari, Jenny, Kerissa, Katie, Nikki, Jenna, Tanya, Jodi, Amanda, Clare, Jane, Jasmine, Alison, Karen, Becky, Jackie, Krystal, Hannah, Jill, Lindsey, Kayle, Vanessa, Amy, Stephanie, Ann, Kim, and Vince.
(Joe thinks to himself)
Joe - I'll give this guy a call!
(Joe dials the number and waits.)
Hello, Vince here!
Joe - Yes, is your wrastlin' promotion runnin'?
Why yes.
Joe - Then ya better go catch it!
(Joe hangs the phone up and laughs hysterically)
Joe - Alright! I gots a good prank ta pull!
(Joe dials another number)
Hello
Joe - Is this Ann?
Ann - Yes!
Joe - I'm a buddy of Mark ya see.
Ann - Okay!
Joe - He wants to meet ya in his office tonight at Eight.
Ann - Eight?
Joe - Yeppers lady!
Ann - Tell him I'll be there with the red outfit on!
Joe - Will do, goodbye now here!
(Joe hangs the phone up and begins to laugh once again)
(Joe goes on to every number in the book, telling each lady to meet at eight)
(After about an hour, Drivlane returns to his office)
Mark - Well, how was it?
Joe - Oh..aaa..fine!
(Joe lets out a snicker)
Mark - What?
Joe - Nothin'! I need ta get goin', it is almost eight ya know!
Mark - What's at eight?
Joe - You'll see!
Mark - .....
(Scene fades as Joe takes his suit coat and leaves the office)
