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(The picture opens up in a gym. We see Smokin Joe Seward and Mark Drivlane in fitness shorts and athletic tape. Drivlane is furious in his pursuit to perfect his punches. Joe stands behind the punching bag, bracing it, as Drivlane wails away.)
Joe - Come on now here! Youve slowed down these last eight punches!
(Drivlane stops. By his tone, he is obviously out of breath)
Mark - Damn Joe, give me a break buddy!
(Joe throws his friend a towel and a bottle of water)
Joe - Tell me bout this Joey Drivlane feller.
(Drivlane wipes his brow and takes a drink)
Mark - Just call him the weasel of the family. Hes the person all the Drivlane family hates.
Joe - He tired ta con ya out of a hundred million smackers too!
Mark - I paid his way through school too! That little creep!
Joe - Well save it for the ring. Yous gonna need it when ya lock horns with Pete.
Mark - Yeah tomorrow night!
Joe - Lets take a few more rounds.
(Joe stands behind the punching bag, once again, bracing it)
(Drivlane puts his water and towel down)
Joe - See your attack now here.
(Drivlane throws a series of lefts and rights. Despite a large bank account and big desk, Drivlane looks like a brawler. The UWA CEO continues to punish the punching bag until his hands start to bleed)
Joe - Sweet Merciful Lord, that be enough Markey!
Mark - Just a little excited thats all.
Joe - Heres a fresh towel for your fists.
(Joe tosses Drivlane a towel. As Drivlane tends to his fists, Jeremy Cundiff walks through the doors and into the gym.)
Jeremy - Whats up clowns?
Joe - Nada.
Mark - Training.
Jeremy - Come on, quit working you two! Lets get some pizza and chill at my pad.
Mark - Sounds good, Im going to hit the showers.
Joe - Pizza!
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(The camera cuts to inside Jeremys pad. Drivlane is slouched in a rocker, Joe is stretched out on the couch and Jeremy relaxes on a bean bag.)
Joe - Where did ya find this horrible movie?
Mark - Yeah! Who the hell told you to get this one.
Jeremy - I though it was going to be alright!
Joe - That guy looks kinda like Johnny Fly.
Mark - Well it sucks!
Jeremy - The title sounded good.
Joe - That sure does lookey like Johnny Fly.
Mark - Lust In Space? Does Lust In Space sound like a good title to you?
Joe - Thats Johnny Fly alright!
Jeremy - Fine! Next time one of you guys are going to bring the video.
Joe - I cant believe Johnny Fly made a porn!
Jeremy - Thats Jimmy Fly! Not Johnny Fly!
Joe - Jimmy Fly?
Mark - This movie craps the big one!
Joe - No it aint bad. Just I cant figure out what political party that guy belongs too.
Jeremy - Huh?
Mark - Joe?
Joe - That dude there, Jimmy Fly, with the hairy chest. Wasnt he an insider or somethin?
Mark - This is a porno Joe! No story! Just Sex!
Joe - Hes of the green party!
Jeremy - My god Joe! Your really stupid!
Joe - Throw me another beer!
(Jeremy tosses Joe another beer)
Mark - No! The more he drinks the dumber he gets!
Joe - Ill be sure to drink a lot then Markey.
Jeremy - Hey Wendy!
Mark - Wendy?
Joe - Wendy?
Jeremy - Oh guys! I forgot to introduce you.
(In walks Wendy. Apparently this is Jeremy Cundiffs new squeeze. Wendy is 58, blonde, thin, and well endowed.)
(Mark spills his beer)
(Joe drops his bag of peanuts)
Wendy - Yes my Jeremy dear.
Mark - Sweet Merciful Lord!
Joe - Get your own catch phrase ya stealer! Sweet Merciful Lord!
Jeremy - Wendy I would like you to meet Joe Seward and Mark Drivlane.
Wendy - Hi boys.
(Mark and Joe are in complete shock at Wendys beauty)
Mark - Hhh hi!
Joe - Hel...Hello there!
Wendy - Im a big fan of the UWA. So good to have all these stars in the pad.
(Jeremy smiles)
Wendy - Of course no star is as great as my Jeremy.
(Wendy leans down and kisses Jeremy on the cheek)
Jeremy - Thanks baby!
(When Wendy bends down, Drivlane and Joes eyes practically pop our of their head)
Joe - Im dead! Im in heaven!
Mark - Oh shut up!
Joe - You shut up!
Wendy - Later guys!
(Wendy blows a kiss as she leaves the room)
Mark - That was for me ya know!
Joe - The hell it was Mr. Executive!
Mark - Id get off this recliner if I hadnt consumed seven beers.
Joe - Yeah, well your lucky too punk! Id hate ta tell Wendy I kicked your ass all over this livin room here.
Jeremy - Hey guys!
Joe - What!
Mark - This better be good!
Jeremy - You think I would forget about my pals?
(Jeremy takes a sip of his beer)
Jeremy - Holly! Karen! Will you come in here for a second?
Joe - Holly? Karen?
Mark - I like the sound of that!
(In walk Holly and Karen. Both ladies are 58 blondes. Karen has short hair and Holly has long hair. Both are well endowed and very vibrant.)
(Joe and Mark sit in total awe)
(Wendy walks back in)
Jeremy - Well guys....
Mark - Joe?
Joe - Yeah Mark?
Mark - Remind me why we hang out with Jeremy again?
Joe - Cause he has lots and lots of them hot chicks round him at all times!
Mark - I love the UWA!
Jeremy - Me too!
Joe - Me three!
(The three friends take their beers and have a toast, for the night is very young)
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