(The picture opens to Smokin' Joe Seward sitting on a front porch of a rare Victorian style mansion. This house is not Joe's Honolulu estate, but renders itself just as worthy. With a tall steeple, dozens of windows, wrap around porch, and three stair cases, this particular home looks to have been built in the late 1800's)
(Joe sits outside in a rocking chair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and jean shorts)
(On his lap rests the UWA Hardcore Title)
(Next to him on a small table, sets a bottle of polish and a full Miller High Life)
(Joe sits on his rocker, rubbing the polish in with a rag, and making UWA Hardcore Title shine)
Joe - Ill bet ya none of them former champs ever be a polishin' this here title.
(Joe holds the UWA Hardcore Title up to the light)
Joe - I doubt this here title ever saw a bottle of polish in its life.
(Joe rubs the front of the title one last time)
Joe - There! A little elbow grease goes a long ways now here!
(Joe sets his rag on the table and holds the UWA Hardcore Title up into the light)
Joe - (Whistling) Oh baby, look at that shine, That be as sparkly as one of Drivlanes new watches.
(Joe places the UWA Hardcore Title on his shoulder, reaches for his Miller High Life, and rocks slowly)
Joe - Nice night ya know. Makes me wonder bout how I'm gonna keep up with all the young dudes in wrastlin'! Heck, I be forty-one years old, my youth be leavin' me each day. I just hope I can hold onto this here Hardcore Title. Oh my, Sweet Merciful Lord, I'll never let go, I'll just never ever let go..
(Joe takes a few sips of his Miller High Life as he rocks his thoughts away)
(Still holding the UWA Hardcore Title, a Chevy Lumina with the words "Clark Realtors" on the side, pulls up on the street next to Joe's yellow, 03, Ford Thunderbird)
(Out comes a beautiful yet gentle 5'6 blonde in a business suit. She carries a briefcase and clipboard as she rushes up the lane in an obvious showing of tardiness)
(Joe eyes her intently as he places the UWA Hardcore Title into his duffle bag next to the rocking chair)
(Joe sips his Miller High Life)
(She climbs the stairs of the porch and drops her briefcase when she spots Joe)
Katie - Joe?
Joe - (sipping his Miller High Life) Yes!
Katie - I'm Katie, we spoke on Friday.....I'm so sorry I'm late!
(Katie takes a pen from her pocket and gets her clipboard ready)
Katie - Seems like I have the busiest schedule this month and....
Joe - Not a problem young lady..I was a just fine..I found myself the rocker. Let me tell ya, I be quite fond of this here rocker.
(Joe drinks a good sized portion of his Miller High Life, finishing the brew)
Katie - Yes, it is genuine wicker, and it comes with the house.
Joe - Do you come with the house?
Katie - I'm married thanks!
(In an awkward moment, Joe becomes stunned, as his joke was misread into a pick up line)
Kaite- Oh my....I'm so sorry....just...I know you were joking...but...
Joe - Naw, you be married, and that be alright.
Katie - No, I have a sense of humor.....I'm just stressed....what I need is a client who will make me laugh.
Joe - Well, I could go fall down one of them three stair cases in there.
Katie - (laughing) come on....I'll show you the house....its fully furnished.
Joe - And what be the askin' price.
Katie - Four-hundred and seventy-three thousand.
Joe - Pocket changewhen ya wrastle in the UWA....
(Joe and Kaite exit through the front door of the Victorian house)
(The camera focuses on the consumed bottle of Miller High Life and the nearly emptied bottle of polish)
(Scene Fades)
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