At The Homestead

(The picture opens up to Smokin Joe Seward's Honolulu Hawaii residence. Joe is sitting on his front porch, wearing jeans shorts and a UWA T-shirt. Joe sways back and forth in his wicker rocker, enjoying the view of crystal clear water.)

(The UWA Hardcore Title lies next to him, on a table, decorated with several boxes of matches and a small humidor.)

Joe - Ya know, I sure did have me a heck of a match against ol' Mirror. Let me tell ya, he sure be no easy dude ta beat. I thought I be a gonner on that big ol' pile driver he gave me off the top rope now here.

(Joe reaches into his small humidor)

Joe - But it take more than a top rope pile driver ta stop ol' Joe.

(Joe takes out a Punch Corona from his humidor. He lights up on his front porch.)

Joe - Yeah, so here I be sittin' and Im still the UWA Hardcore Champion. Damn it be a good feelin'.

(Joe takes a generous draw from his Punch Corona)

Joe - I'm thinkin', I've been able ta hold on ta this here Hardcore Title for sometime now.

(Placing the cigar in his mouth, Joe reaches for the UWA Hardcore Title on the table next to him. Joe speaks, but his voice is slightly muffled by the cigar in his mouth.)

Joe - Yeah baby!

(Joe places the UWA Hardcore Title on his shoulder)

Joe - (Taking the cigar from his mouth) I be the sole carrier of this here title now. I do believe I have become one of the best Hardcore Champions in UWA history. I ain't some talker, I've gots the ability. I tell ya, it will be interestin' ta see who will challenge ol' Joe now.

(Joe continues to smoke his Punch Corona on the Hawaii beach as the camera goes to black.)