A Casual Friday Morning.....

(In the lobby area of a nice hotel, Smokin' Joe Seward sits, relaxed and quiet, with a news paper, orange juice, and several doughnuts)

(This morning, the former UWA Hardcore Champion dresses in casual black athletic pants, and a white UWA T-shirt)

(Just a causal Friday morning)

(A few doughnuts and some juice)

(Joe catches the latest headlines, while enjoying his doughnuts)

(The complimentary breakfast has just begun, but it is still too early, as most of the hotel guests are just waking up)

(Figuring he only has a good twenty minutes before the other guest storm the breakfast bar, Joe continues to immensely enjoy the paper and his glazed doughnuts)

(However, the UWA Camera decides, this is the best time to catch Joe)

(So much for a little peace and quite)

Joe - Well, hello there fellas.

(Joe takes a sip of his orange juice and a giant bite of his doughnut)

(While his words are audible, the are still slightly muffled by the doughnut in his mouth)

Joe - I guess when youre a big ol' superstar in the UWA, ya can't get much private time. Oh well..I think ya guys want ta hear bout my match with Drago on Monday evenin!

(Joe folds up his newspaper and takes the last bite of his last glazed doughnut)

(As he chews his doughnut, Joes wipes his fingers with a napkin, carefully collecting his thoughts)

Joe - Well here be the deal now, I aaaa, really aint' sure who this Drago fella is.....I ain't seen much of him....I guess.

(Joe laughs out loud, thinking to himself, how really unprepared he was for an interview)

Joe - Aight, here be a sound byte for ya.....I hate ta have ya fellers come all the way down here and get nothin', so hit record on that there camera!

(Joe stands up from his table)

(His white UWA Shirt is rather revealing, vividly showing Joe's developed arms and chest)

Joe - Honestly, I plan on enjoyin' myself on Monday night.... cause it be my first match back in the ring! I'm excited ta get back in there ya know, and I plan on showin' Drago just what Smokin' Joe Seward can do. My favorite thing is this world ta do is wrastle, and believe me, I'll wrastle till all them there cows come on a home!

(Joe grabs his plastic cup off the table)

Joe - Now, if ya please excuse me, I'm gonna go on and grab me a refill on my orange juice

(As the camera crew packs up, Joe discards his plate and napkin, and nonchalantly helps himself to a refill of orange juice)

(By now, the first hotel guests have come down to take advantage of the continental breakfast)

(Joe walks back to his table, grabs his paper and proceeds to the elevator, peacefully drinking his newly refilled orange juice)