| Smokin' Joe Seward |
| Still Awake.... | Motorcycle Shopping....part 2 | Motorcyle Shopping....part 1 | A Casual Friday Morning..... | The Road and the Autograph | Thoughts Over Dinner.... | There Be Only One Joe.... | Just a Trim Today.... | 300 | No Bright Lights, but Plenty of Shine..... | Mr. Manning and Mr. Seward | Running The Idea Past Glenn.... | From Across The Street.... | At This Kitchen Table..... | The Big Interview | Living the Good Life in Omaha | Maverick Moonlight Lanes | It's All About Joe.... | Popcorn, Soda, and the Movies | Joe Goes For The "Commercial" Look | VIP - Mr. Joe Seward | Class is in Session | A Good Cup of Joe.... | Cigar Smoke and Ale | I'll Never Let Go | At The Homestead | The Cherry Lounge Part 2 | The Cherry Lounge | Hardcore Press Conference | Picking Out a Cigar | Going To Work.... | Lets Get One Thing Straight.... | Hardcore Meal | A Fragment From the Life of Joe Seward | Early Morning | House Show Appearance | Bar Brawl | A Stack of Letters and One Hardcore Title | I'm Hardcore Baby!! | Oh My...Sweet Merciful Lord... | I Gots The Job Done.... | Burgers, Fries, and Hardcore Wrestling | Hello! Mark Drivlane's Office! | Working Out Already | Here's Why We Hang Out With Jeremy Cundiff | A Chat With Mike Goodman | I'm Quiet...But Still Here... | A More Serious Joe... | At The Movies With Drivlane and Cundiff | A Table For Two | Thunderbird Love | Todd's Column |
| House Show Appearance |
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(At a regular UWA house show, Al Sharp and The Fool have just finished their wrestling match. While John Manning sits at ringside, he begins to speak) John - Well ladies and gentlemen, we just saw the greatest wrestling match in the history of the UWA. Folks, when Al Sharp becomes the next U.S. Champ, remember where you heard it first. And now up next... (John Manning's words are cut off by "Superfly" by Curtis Mayfield) *Backstage* UWA Technician - Goin' out in three Joe! Joe - I'm ready baby! *Ringside* John - Apparently, there is a slight change in programming. Smokin' Joe Seward is gracing us with his presence. (Smokin' Joe Seward steps through the curtain. The Hardcore Champion, stands, taking in all the cheers. Over his suit coat rests the UWA Hardcore Title. In his left hand, Joe carries a trash can. Making his way to the ring, the Hardcore Champ raises his right hand) John - Joe in his usual outfit. A Suit and yellow tie. (Joe climbs into the ring and soaks in some more cheers) Joe - Hello fans! (The fans roar) Joe - I gotta say.... (The fans cheer so loud, Joe is unable to finish his sentence) John - Joe Seward is unable to speak. These fans should shut up! (Joe waits happily and patiently) Joe - Now there be some small talk bout a feller named Bucky wantin' a shot at this Hardcore Title now here. (Crowd jeers the name Bucky) Joe - Now Bucky you just might get your shot now here. Ta tell ya truth, Bucky, Ive faced some greats roud this place. Nicky Mills for example. (Fans cheer for Mills) John - Shut up you stupid fans! I sure hope you people at home are not cheering! Joe - Rilo! (Some fans jeer while some fans cheer for Rilo) Joe - I've stood toe to damn toe with Minds Eye! (Some fans jeer while other cheer for Minds Eye) John - Minds Eye made me mess my drawers up. Joe - Now given all that, Bucky, if ya want at me, then Ill be glad ta give ya the shot. But don't be thinkin' anything fancy, like tryin' ta run up on me when I be sittin' on the pot or somethin' like that. Yous got to go face ta face baby! And you gotta prove to the UWA, you've got what it takes at be the number one contender for this Hardcore Title here. (UWA fans cheer) Joe - That be goin' for anybody else too. I hear that Mystical Death be wantin' a shot at ol Joe. Well, I say you boys go battle it out now here. An when you be done, Smokin' Joe Seward will take the best of ya! John - Best of ya? Joe- Sweet Merciful Lord! Good night everyone! (Joe stands, picks up his trash can, and makes his way to the back. Naturally, Joe gladly takes the time to sign autographs on his way out) |
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