(The picture opens up in a nightclub. Joe is seen at the bar, sipping a Bacardi and Coke. He turns to greet the camera after the bartender points the UWA crew out.)
Joe - Sweet Merciful Lord! Hello there ya all! What ya all want from me?
(The camera says nothing, for it is a camera and objects cannot talk. At least I don't know of any beacuse a parakeet is clearly a bird)
Joe - Well let me tell ya what I think bout Rampage and Stranglehold!
(Joe lights a cigar as he admires a pretty girl walking by)
Joe - As I was sayin' before that there hottie walked by....
(Another hot blonde girl walks by)
Joe - Okay, now that there be no more hot girls walkin'....
(Another hot girl walks by)
Joe - Look at that.....Sweet Merciful Lord!
(And Another hot girl walks by)
Joe - Why must they walk by when I be tyrin' ta say a few words for the camera?
(This time three hot blondes walk by and blow Joe kisses)
Joe - Sweet Merciful Lord!
(Joe takes a glass of water from the bar and throws it over his face. Joe puffs on his cigar, clearly in shock from all the hot girls in the club tonight. I wish there were hot girls here by my computer.)
Joe - Anywho, looks like I won't be able ta say anythin' much now here. I'll just say look for Smokin' Joe on Thursday and Saturday. Now I need ta take a leak then get with some of these funky girls.
(Scene fades as Joe gets action and I get nothing)
(Wish I was Hardcore Champ)
