Dressed in jeans and a Miller Lite T-shirt, Smokin' Joe Seward casually strolls into George Addison Harley- Davisdon

The show room floor is covered with all makes and models of Harleys, everything from Soft Tails to Fat Boys

The walls are decorated with Harley apparel, posters, and leather jackets

After taking in view, Joe rests his eyes on a yellow, Dyna Wide Glyde, with red fire painted on the gas tank

A salesman walks over to greet Joe

Salesman - I take it from your intense stare you like what you see!

**Joe turns to greet the salesman**

Joe - Ya could say that, yeah....

Salesman - I'm Howard!

Joe - Name's Joe, Joe Seward!

Howard - Well Mr. Seward, this here bike is a real machine.

Joe - I've been lookin' for at gettin' a Harley for a while now here!

Howard - It is a very stylish model and features the double exhaust pipes. That seems to be very popular.

Joe - I see.

Howard - Also features the patented V-Twin engine. Very nice for when you want to clear through traffic or just hit an open road.

Joe - I like what I see. I did look at a Fat Boy now, but I just ain't that intense of a rider ya know. I don't think I'd even look good on one of them. I just want a bike ta casually ride, yet still look good an' still have that there natural power.

Howard - Then this Wide Glyde is most certainly the bike for you. I'd say it is exactly how you described. Casual, yet powerful.

Joe - I do believe I'd like ta take her out! Do ya gots a road course test.

Howard - We sure do! I just need to.....

*Suddenly the assistant manger appears*

Assistant Manager - Joe Seward?

Joe - Yeah!

Assistant Manager - Like THE Joe Seward?!

Joe - You gots it!

Howard - I'm lost here....

Assistant Manager - Don't you ever watch wrestling?! This is Smokin' Joe Seward from the UWA.

Howard - I'm sorry, I don't watch much of anything.

Joe - That be okay, I really don't take offense.

Assistant Manager - Can I ask you a question Mr. Seward?

Joe - Yeah.

Assistant Manager - What do you make of Christian Williams?

Howard - Christian who....

Joe - Christian Williams.

Assistant Manager - He's another wrestler in the UWA?

Howard - Oh.

Joe - Christian Williams, now there be a hell of a superstar. Let me tell ya, the guy has lots of talent and plenty of guts. I seen some of the stuff he be capable of, and let me tell ya, I'm a little nervous ta be steppin' in the ring with him, an I even be a former Hardcore Champion myself now.

Howard - What do you mean by hardcore?

Assistant Manager - Your at least familiar with the concept of wrestling right? The ropes and ring and such?

Howard - Yeah, I know at least that much.

Howard - Chairs...pipes....

Joe - Let me tell ya Howard, some of them matches be the most gruelin' thing I've ever, ever, ever gone through.

Howard - Sounds like it!

Assistant Manager - Well Mr. Seward, I'm so glad you stopped in! Please look around and feel free to take something for a spin. Good luck against Williams and nice meeting you.

**Joe and the assistant manager shake hands**

Joe - Thanks sir!

Assistant Manager - Howard, I trust you will take care of Joe's motorcycle needs?

Howard - You betcha!

**The assistant manager gives a wave and walks back in the direction of his office. He yells something to the secretary just as the camera goes back to Howard and Smokin' Joe.**

Howard - You really get hit with chairs?

Joe - Howard, my friend, chairs only be the half of it! Now....bout that test drive?!

Howard - Oh right away, let me just grab the bike key!

**Howard reaches into his pocket and pulls out several keys, but none of the keys are the correct ones.**

Howard - I need to run to the back room! Give me a second and I'll be right out with the key!

Joe - Take your time! I be in no hurry!

**Howard walks off to the back room, searching for the key the Harley-Davidson.**

**Joe runs his hand on the gas tank thinking this particular bike just might be for him.**