(The picture opens up to an autograph signing of UWA superstars. As the camera pans around to the last few fans left. There are various tables in chairs in what appears to be the front hall of a major arena. Joe signs the shirt of a sexy blonde girl. She blows a kiss as she walks away. Joe gives a smile as he puts his pen away)

UWA Staff Manager - That will be fine Joe, you can stop signing now. We are going to pick up.

Joe - Thanks to the heavens. Sweet Merciful Lord, I was thinkin' my hand was gonna fall off.

(Joe stands up from the table, revealing a black suit and red tie. Joe throws the Hardcore Title over his shoulder as goes to walk out the front double doors. Just as he steps away, Joe notices the camera)

Joe - Hey you?

Camera Operator - Yeah?

Joe - You got time ta hear what I gots ta say now here?

Camera Operator - Yeah, go ahead dude.

(Joe takes a step closer to the camera with a look of intensity in his eye)

(Joe adjust his Hardcore Strap and tie)

Joe - Ya know, Triple X, Ive been hearin' what you be sayin! Honestly, I'd like to know where ya get off sayin' I don't deserve this here title.

(Joe turns his neck to the left to the tune of a sickening crack)

Joe - Ya hear that, Triple X? Rilo gave me that.

(Joe turns his wrist to the tune of another nauseating crack)

Joe - That one is from Shadow.

(Joe coughs)

Joe - That's from the cigars, but regardless, Triple X, let's get one thing straight, I've been in the ring with the greats. Everyone from Travis Williams, God rest his soul, to the Sadistic Shepard himself, Minds Eye. I've beat em all buddy! So, Triple X, you still got the nerve ta call me a nobody? You won't be thinkin' nobody when I give you a Light N' Smoke! Your good Triple X, but you ain't no Smokin' Joe Seward.

(Joe turns his wrist again before heading out the front, double doors)