| Smokin' Joe Seward |
| Still Awake.... | Motorcycle Shopping....part 2 | Motorcyle Shopping....part 1 | A Casual Friday Morning..... | The Road and the Autograph | Thoughts Over Dinner.... | There Be Only One Joe.... | Just a Trim Today.... | 300 | No Bright Lights, but Plenty of Shine..... | Mr. Manning and Mr. Seward | Running The Idea Past Glenn.... | From Across The Street.... | At This Kitchen Table..... | The Big Interview | Living the Good Life in Omaha | Maverick Moonlight Lanes | It's All About Joe.... | Popcorn, Soda, and the Movies | Joe Goes For The "Commercial" Look | VIP - Mr. Joe Seward | Class is in Session | A Good Cup of Joe.... | Cigar Smoke and Ale | I'll Never Let Go | At The Homestead | The Cherry Lounge Part 2 | The Cherry Lounge | Hardcore Press Conference | Picking Out a Cigar | Going To Work.... | Lets Get One Thing Straight.... | Hardcore Meal | A Fragment From the Life of Joe Seward | Early Morning | House Show Appearance | Bar Brawl | A Stack of Letters and One Hardcore Title | I'm Hardcore Baby!! | Oh My...Sweet Merciful Lord... | I Gots The Job Done.... | Burgers, Fries, and Hardcore Wrestling | Hello! Mark Drivlane's Office! | Working Out Already | Here's Why We Hang Out With Jeremy Cundiff | A Chat With Mike Goodman | I'm Quiet...But Still Here... | A More Serious Joe... | At The Movies With Drivlane and Cundiff | A Table For Two | Thunderbird Love | Todd's Column |
| There Be Only One Joe.... |
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Smokin' Joe Seward The picture opens up to a regular, run of the mill, UWA House Show Fans eagerly anticipate the next match up while the concession stand prepares for the next rush of customers The Butcher stands in the ring, awaiting his opponent **Suddenly** Superfly by Curtis Mayfield blasts over the audio system The crowd jumps to their feet, screaming with delight One, Smokin' Joe Seward appears on the ramp, dressed in a Hawaiian Shirt, Khaki pants, and sipping a Miller High Life Smokin' Joe Seward takes in the crowd as he begins his trek to the ring The butcher looks shocked And of course Smokin' Joe Seward signs autographs and eats a bite of a hotdog Smokin' Joe, steps into the ring and sets his longneck down The Butcher charges, but quickly gets dropped by a fist from Seward. Seward picks The Butcher up and gives him a snap suplex The Butcher rolls from the ring as the crowd roars with approval Joe picks up his longneck and takes a microphone Joe - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! (The crowd continues to cheer) (Smokin' Joe Seward takes a swing of his Miller High Life while pacing the ring) Joe - As promised, I Smokin' Joe Seward, am returnin' ta the greatest wrastlin' on the face of the earth! The U W A baby! (Joe sips his Miller, while holding the microphone in the air to catch the screaming of the crowd) Joe - Now, I'm gonna get ta the reason why I come out here. No, it wasn't for the ladies, although I see some hotties out there now! (The crowd, especially the ladies scream) Joe - Ya see folks, I need me a match for the next UWA event. Your Smokin' Joe Seward ain't got nobody ta fight! (Joe takes a sip of his beer as a female fan screams out I love you Joe.) Joe - I love ya too baby! (Smokin Joe gives the female fan a loving wink) Joe - Let me take a vote now here! Who in this here arena thinks I should throw out a good ol' fashioned challenge to anybody in the back. (The crowd erupts in approval) Joe - That be a yes?! (The crowd cheers a little louder) (Smokin' Joe Seward takes another sip of his beer) Joe - I say.....does that be a yes?! (The fans scream so loud, the roof nearly blows off the arena) Joe - Alright, then it be settled now here tonight. Wrastlers in the back, I don't care who ya be, I want ya ta step forward and be ready for a good ol' fashioned brawl from the best. (Joe holds the microphone out to the fans) Crowd - HARDCORE CHAMPION EVER! (Superfly by Curtis Mayfield hits as Smokin' Joe Seward polishes off his longneck. ) (Who will answer Smokin' Joe's challenge.....only time will tell.) |
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