Smokin' Joe Seward

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Going To Work....

As Rampage draws near
Joe begins his work in the gym 

(The picture opens up in a frequently used UWA traning facility.  Various weight machines are scattered about.  Everything from shoulder to leg machines.  Through the clutter of water bottles, treadmills, and weight sheets, the camera focuses attention to one, Smokin' Joe Seward)
 
(Joe is seen preparing himself for the incline bench press)
 
(Taking a drink of his water, he brushes his hands off on his workout shorts)
 
(Joe lies down on the bench, and places his hands on the outer parts of the bar.  The weight looks to almost three hundred pounds)
 
Joe - Sweet Merciful Lord....
 
(Joe readies himself)
 
Joe - Aaaaa eeeehhh
 
(With an movement of the arms, Joe raises the weight into the air)
 
Joe - Eeeehhhh
 
(Slowly, Joe lowers the weight, then explodes it back up into the air.  Joe keeps the weight under control by stopping it each time, as to prevent momentum)
 
Joe - Eeeeehhhh
 
(After about eight or nine reps, Joe places the weight on the machine and sits up for a drink of water)
 
Joe - Sweet Merciful Lord!
 
(Joe pours some water over his face)
 
Joe - I think I'm gonna slow it down a bit now here.
 
(Joe takes his towel form the floor and rubs his face clean)
 
Joe - I'm gettin' ready for Triple X ya see.  After all, a Hardcore Champ must be a workin' champ.  That be why I'm in here.  I know this Triple X dude is personally after my Hardcore Title, actually I don't think he gonna give up either.  With that thought in mind, I gotta be ready for him if ya know what I mean.
 
(Joe takes another drink of water)
 
Joe - In any event I will never let my dear and lovin' fans down.  I gots every intention of gettin' out there an' givin' one ten percent and walkin' away the sweet Hardcore Champion I am.  Sweet Merciful Lord, Joe be on a roll!
 
(Joe stands form the incline bench machine as he folds his towel.  As the scene fades, Joe prepares himself for the ab machine) 
 
 

Smokin' Joe Seward